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Emo:
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[E/] I play an acoustic guitar.
[M, E] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over. (HA. CUTE, DA.)
[E] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'
Total: Me: 1
Erik: 2.5
Will: 0
Nerd:
[M, W] I have straight A's.
[/] I wear glasses.
[W] I always do my homework and study.
[M, E] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[M] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[W] I bring my lunch to school.
[W] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[ ] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[M] I correct people's grammar
[M, W] I read a lot.
[W] School is very important to me.
[M] I always stump people.
Total: Me: 6.5
Erik: 1
Will: 6
Rebel:
[E] I always speak my mind.
[E, W] I have 0% of school spirit.
[M, E] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[M, E, W] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[E] I won't listen to authority figures.
[E] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[M] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[W, E] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[E] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: Me: 3
Erik: 8
Will: 3
Jock:
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: All: 0
Comedian:
[M/, E] I'm funny.
[M, E] I'm always making jokes.
[E] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[M, E] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[M/] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[M, E, W] I'm sarcastic.
[M, E] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[M, E] I always imitate people.
[E] I pull lots of pranks.
[M/, W] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[M/, E] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[E] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[M, E] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[M, W] I mostly get along with everybody.
[E] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: Me: 9
Erik: 12
Will: 3
Shy:
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: All: 0
Goth:
[ ] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[W] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[M, E] I love creepy, weird movies.
[M, E] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[M, W, E] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[E] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: Me: 3
Erik: 4
Will: 2
Weirdo:
[M] I talk to myself.
[M, E] I say really random things all the time.
[M] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[M] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[E] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[M, W] I debate stuff with myself.
[M/] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[M] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks. (The floccinaucinihilipilification of antidisestablishmentarianism is rampant.)
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[M] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[M/] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: Me: 8
Erik: 2
Will: 1
Antisocial:
[M/, W/] I hate most people. (I love people, but there are times and things that I loathe about everyone.)
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[M] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[W] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: Me: 1.5
Erik: 0
Will: 1.5
Skater:
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[E] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[E] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: Me: 0
Erik: 2
Will: 0
Christian Girl/Boy:
[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[M/] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[M] I always carry a bible with me.
[W] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[M, E, W] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex. (You mean sex until marriage?)
[M] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[M, W] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[M, E, W] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[W] I've been to church camp.
[M] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
[E] I'm an atheist
Total: Me: 6.5
Erik: 2
Will: 5
Gangsta:
[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: All: 0
Bully:
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[E] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[E, W] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking
Total: Me: 0
Erik: 2
Will: 1
Gamer:
[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[M] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[M] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[ ] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[ ] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[M] I've actually read a book about videogames.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: Me: 3
Erik: 0
Will: 0
Girly:
[M, E]I have long hair.
[M/] I wear make up everyday.
[M] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[ ] I paint my nails.
[ ] I use perfume
[M, E] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[M, E, W] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[M] I like to accessorize
[M] I like flowers
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors.
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[ ] I like hanging out with girls (friends) than boys.
[M] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[M] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[M] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[M/] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[E] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: Me: 10
Erik: 4
Will: 1
Boyish:
[W] I have short hair.
[W, E] I hate doing laundry.
[ ] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports.
[ ] People say I have a deep voice.
[M] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink.
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[E] My room isn't neat
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[E] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[E] I don't read
[E, W, M] I don't ask for help even if I need it
Total: Me: 2
Erik: 5
Will: 3
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[E/] I play an acoustic guitar.
[M, E] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over. (HA. CUTE, DA.)
[E] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'
Total: Me: 1
Erik: 2.5
Will: 0
Nerd:
[M, W] I have straight A's.
[/] I wear glasses.
[W] I always do my homework and study.
[M, E] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[M] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[W] I bring my lunch to school.
[W] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[ ] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[M] I correct people's grammar
[M, W] I read a lot.
[W] School is very important to me.
[M] I always stump people.
Total: Me: 6.5
Erik: 1
Will: 6
Rebel:
[E] I always speak my mind.
[E, W] I have 0% of school spirit.
[M, E] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[M, E, W] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[E] I won't listen to authority figures.
[E] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[M] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[W, E] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[E] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: Me: 3
Erik: 8
Will: 3
Jock:
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: All: 0
Comedian:
[M/, E] I'm funny.
[M, E] I'm always making jokes.
[E] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[M, E] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[M/] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[M, E, W] I'm sarcastic.
[M, E] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[M, E] I always imitate people.
[E] I pull lots of pranks.
[M/, W] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[M/, E] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[E] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[M, E] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[M, W] I mostly get along with everybody.
[E] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: Me: 9
Erik: 12
Will: 3
Shy:
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: All: 0
Goth:
[ ] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[W] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[M, E] I love creepy, weird movies.
[M, E] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[M, W, E] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[E] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: Me: 3
Erik: 4
Will: 2
Weirdo:
[M] I talk to myself.
[M, E] I say really random things all the time.
[M] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[M] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[E] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[M, W] I debate stuff with myself.
[M/] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[M] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks. (The floccinaucinihilipilification of antidisestablishmentarianism is rampant.)
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[M] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[M/] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: Me: 8
Erik: 2
Will: 1
Antisocial:
[M/, W/] I hate most people. (I love people, but there are times and things that I loathe about everyone.)
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[M] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[W] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: Me: 1.5
Erik: 0
Will: 1.5
Skater:
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[E] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[E] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: Me: 0
Erik: 2
Will: 0
Christian Girl/Boy:
[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[M/] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[M] I always carry a bible with me.
[W] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[M, E, W] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex. (You mean sex until marriage?)
[M] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[M, W] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[M, E, W] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[W] I've been to church camp.
[M] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
[E] I'm an atheist
Total: Me: 6.5
Erik: 2
Will: 5
Gangsta:
[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: All: 0
Bully:
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[E] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[E, W] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking
Total: Me: 0
Erik: 2
Will: 1
Gamer:
[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[M] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[M] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[ ] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[ ] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[M] I've actually read a book about videogames.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: Me: 3
Erik: 0
Will: 0
Girly:
[M, E]I have long hair.
[M/] I wear make up everyday.
[M] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[ ] I paint my nails.
[ ] I use perfume
[M, E] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[M, E, W] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[M] I like to accessorize
[M] I like flowers
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors.
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[ ] I like hanging out with girls (friends) than boys.
[M] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[M] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[M] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[M/] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[E] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: Me: 10
Erik: 4
Will: 1
Boyish:
[W] I have short hair.
[W, E] I hate doing laundry.
[ ] I like war type video games.
[ ] I like playing or watching sports.
[ ] People say I have a deep voice.
[M] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink.
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[E] My room isn't neat
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[E] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[E] I don't read
[E, W, M] I don't ask for help even if I need it
Total: Me: 2
Erik: 5
Will: 3
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1.Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what movie, tv, or video game character you remind me of.
5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6. Tell you something I like about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9. Dare you to post this in your journal!
2. Tell you a color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what movie, tv, or video game character you remind me of.
5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.
6. Tell you something I like about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.
9. Dare you to post this in your journal!
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Just for You, Mage
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Cinderella:
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[/] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming (...........)
[x] Your mom is really strict (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[/] You're afraid to speak your mind sometimesv(not so much, thank goodness.)
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend's house before (when do I not?)
[x] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 7
Belle:
[/] You've kissed someone your friends didn't like (they liked him, at the time.)
[ ] You've been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[/] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind (again, half and half.)
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[/] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You've had guys like you only because they think you're pretty
[x] You've rejected at least one person when they've asked you out
TOTAL: 6.5
Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[x] You are very clever ( and very modest I see )
[x] You've been with someone way different from you
[ ] You're unique and different from everyone else
[x] You'd never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don't have a lot of friends
[x] You're independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[x] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 6
Ariel
[ ] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it's hard for you
[ ] You're a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You're the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[ ] You have/had a pet fish
[ ] You're extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you're a bit gullible
TOTAL: 3
Snow White:
[ ] You know that you're beautiful
[x] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You've almost been killed
[ ] You have at least seven good friends
[x] You've had food poisoning
[ ] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You're happier when you're out of the house than in
TOTAL: 6
Mulan:
[ ] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x] You've pretended to be someone you're not
[x] You've had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out
[/] A lot of your friends are boys
[x] You often find yourself in bad situations
[ ] You feel like the world's against you.
[x] Your principles are more important to you than anything else.
TOTAL: 6.5
Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful (.... kind of difficult to answer. I'm going to go ahead and say yes, I'm thoughtful.)
[ ] You have a decent singing voice
[/] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You're adopted
[/] You're very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] You constantly sleep in.
TOTAL: 2
Pocahontas:
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[ ] You are more spiritual than religious
[x] You've been in an interracial relationship
[ ] One of your family members is dead
[ ] Your parents are/were very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[/] You love nature
[ ] You have/had black hair
[ ] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[ ]You're very adventurous
TOTAL: 2.5
Rapunzel:
[ ] You're an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother
[/] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy (Just the one. But it keeps me VERY busy.)
[x] You can get really bored
[x] You have very long hair
[/] Your hair is bright Blonde
[/] You're an artsy person
[/] You're childish
[x] You can't wait to stop the same routine each day and start living. Yet the thought of leaving is scary.
[x] You care about others and their feelings
[ ] You like to follow the rules. Sometimes you cannot for your own good and then you feel conflicted and worry about how your mother will react.
TOTAL: 6
Cinderella! I'm shocked -.- XD
[ ] One of your parents is dead
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[x] You love to dress up
[x] You love animals
[/] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming (...........)
[x] Your mom is really strict (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[/] You're afraid to speak your mind sometimesv(not so much, thank goodness.)
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend's house before (when do I not?)
[x] You have blonde hair
TOTAL: 7
Belle:
[/] You've kissed someone your friends didn't like (they liked him, at the time.)
[ ] You've been lost in the forest
[x] You love to read
[/] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind (again, half and half.)
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird
[x] You have done volunteer work
[/] You have a wild imagination
[x] You love to take care of people in need
[ ] You've had guys like you only because they think you're pretty
[x] You've rejected at least one person when they've asked you out
TOTAL: 6.5
Jasmine:
[ ] Your dad is very rich/important
[x] You are very clever ( and very modest I see )
[x] You've been with someone way different from you
[ ] You're unique and different from everyone else
[x] You'd never marry someone just because they were rich
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[ ] You don't have a lot of friends
[x] You're independent
[ ] You are wealthy
[x] Your parents try to control your life
TOTAL: 6
Ariel
[ ] Your parents expect a lot from you
[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it's hard for you
[ ] You're a bit of a trouble maker
[x] You're the youngest in your family or in the last 2
[ ] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
[ ] You collect something
[x] You have/had long, hair
[ ] You have/had a pet fish
[ ] You're extremely curious
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you're a bit gullible
TOTAL: 3
Snow White:
[ ] You know that you're beautiful
[x] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[ ] You've almost been killed
[ ] You have at least seven good friends
[x] You've had food poisoning
[ ] You have/had short hair
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different
[x] You love to have a good time
[x] You're happier when you're out of the house than in
TOTAL: 6
Mulan:
[ ] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[ ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[x] You've pretended to be someone you're not
[x] You've had a physical fight with someone
[x] You have/had considered running away from home
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out
[/] A lot of your friends are boys
[x] You often find yourself in bad situations
[ ] You feel like the world's against you.
[x] Your principles are more important to you than anything else.
TOTAL: 6.5
Aurora:
[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[ ] You almost died at a very young age
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful (.... kind of difficult to answer. I'm going to go ahead and say yes, I'm thoughtful.)
[ ] You have a decent singing voice
[/] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[ ] You spend most of your time outside
[ ] You're adopted
[/] You're very romantic
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ] You constantly sleep in.
TOTAL: 2
Pocahontas:
[x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[ ] You are more spiritual than religious
[x] You've been in an interracial relationship
[ ] One of your family members is dead
[ ] Your parents are/were very protective of you
[ ] Someone you know has been in war
[/] You love nature
[ ] You have/had black hair
[ ] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[ ]You're very adventurous
TOTAL: 2.5
Rapunzel:
[ ] You're an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother
[/] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy (Just the one. But it keeps me VERY busy.)
[x] You can get really bored
[x] You have very long hair
[/] Your hair is bright Blonde
[/] You're an artsy person
[/] You're childish
[x] You can't wait to stop the same routine each day and start living. Yet the thought of leaving is scary.
[x] You care about others and their feelings
[ ] You like to follow the rules. Sometimes you cannot for your own good and then you feel conflicted and worry about how your mother will react.
TOTAL: 6
Cinderella! I'm shocked -.- XD
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E= Erik
S= Selena
W= Will
Emily means nothing to me, quite frankly. Sorry, Em.
[] They are possessed by an angel
[] They are possessed by a demon
[] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[] They are physically strong.
[] They have a rare hair/fur color
[E/] Their eyes are an unusual color
[] This happens to be red
[] Their eyes change color
[] They have wings
[] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[] They are immortal
[] (if a female) they have large boobs (I laugh at you, Selena. [Her reaction to this in my head was ridiculous. I'm not telling. She'd kill me.])
[] (if a male) they are very muscular (Now Erik and I laugh at Will, who is surprisingly unconcerned. Well... maybe not surprisingly.)
[] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[S/] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc (It's explained by the world.)
[] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[S] They are a healer
[E] They are from a very rich/royal family
[] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[W] They have lost one/both of their parents (poor Will... GUILT)
[] They ran away from home
[E] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death (not biological parent, but loving caretaker)
[] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[] They never knew their parents
[] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[] They are very attractive to the same gender
[] They have lots of friends/no friends
[] They are emo/cutesy
[E/, W/] They look much younger/older than they really are. (Again-- explained.)
[S, E] They are currently in a relationship
[E] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem. (Oh, his bitter, emo rants. Everyone gets so uncomfortable.)
[] They have a mental disorder
[] They have an emotional disorder
[E/] They struggle to stay sane (EXPLAINED BY STORY.)
[] They are a psycho
[] They have multiple personalities
[] They are very intelligent (Oddly enough... no. Not really.)
[] They have hallucinations (I'm not counting it. It's EXPLAINED. >.<)
[] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[] They have a guardian spirit
[] They have a 'special type' of soul
[] Their soul is not the same as them
[] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[] Some part of their body glows
[] They have a rare/unusual name
[] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[] They are connected with a certain element
[] They are connected with a certain animal
[] They always dress like a certain 'label' (Lolita/Whatever-The-Fuck-I-Want)
[] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[W] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives (I'M SORRY WILL.)
[] They are hiding from someone/something
[] They have a rare blood type
[] They cry blood
[] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[] They are from a different country to where they live
[] They are very mysterious/dark
[] They are very lively/happy
[S] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly (PMS-y bitch...)
[W] They are very patient (The only one with ANY patience.)
[] They are from a long line of
[] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (A hat. Never without a hat)
[] They have amnesia
[] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[E/] The have a curse upon them (Idiot put it on himself. IDIOT.)
[] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[] They are 'the chosen one'
[] They have insomnia
Overall points:
Erik: 6
Selena: 3.5
Will: 3.5
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[] They smoke
[] They are an alcoholic
[] They are overweight
[] They are addicted to drugs
[S!!!] They have a short temper
[] They enjoy bullying others
[] They do not care much about others
[] They are emotionless
Final score:
Erik: 6
Selena: 2.5
Will: 3.5
___________________________________________
< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
This made me a little nostalgic. I miss my characters... *big sigh* But this test is kinda useless -.-
S= Selena
W= Will
Emily means nothing to me, quite frankly. Sorry, Em.
[] They are possessed by an angel
[] They are possessed by a demon
[] They are a werewolf/vampire/faerie
[] They are physically strong.
[] They have a rare hair/fur color
[E/] Their eyes are an unusual color
[] This happens to be red
[] Their eyes change color
[] They have wings
[] They can grow extra body parts/shapeshift
[] They are immortal
[] (if a female) they have large boobs (I laugh at you, Selena. [Her reaction to this in my head was ridiculous. I'm not telling. She'd kill me.])
[] (if a male) they are very muscular (Now Erik and I laugh at Will, who is surprisingly unconcerned. Well... maybe not surprisingly.)
[] They are very attractive to the opposite gender.
[] They are telekinetic/pyrokinetic/etc
[S/] They have sixth sense/can mind-read/etc (It's explained by the world.)
[] They have an object of some sort that gives them powers
[] They have a special ability/power, but they don't know about it yet
[] They were bestowed/cursed with these powers
[S] They are a healer
[E] They are from a very rich/royal family
[] They don't know that they are from a very rich/royal background
[W] They have lost one/both of their parents (poor Will... GUILT)
[] They ran away from home
[E] Their parents are cruel, uncaring, abusive etc.
[] They witnessed one/both of their parent's death (not biological parent, but loving caretaker)
[] They are part angel/demon/faerie/some other mythical creature
[] They never knew their parents
[] They were abused/spoiled as a child
[] They are very attractive to the same gender
[] They have lots of friends/no friends
[] They are emo/cutesy
[E/, W/] They look much younger/older than they really are. (Again-- explained.)
[S, E] They are currently in a relationship
[E] They have lots of morals and state them a fair bit for example: 'I would rather be with my friends than with my boyfriend/girlfriend' 'Nothing matters more to me than my friends/family' 'I wouldn't hesitate to die in place of a friend' etc. It's fine if your OC has these beliefs/values, but if they constantly say them out loud/preach them to others, then we have a problem. (Oh, his bitter, emo rants. Everyone gets so uncomfortable.)
[] They have a mental disorder
[] They have an emotional disorder
[E/] They struggle to stay sane (EXPLAINED BY STORY.)
[] They are a psycho
[] They have multiple personalities
[] They are very intelligent (Oddly enough... no. Not really.)
[] They have hallucinations (I'm not counting it. It's EXPLAINED. >.<)
[] They can summon spirits/demons/angels etc.
[] They have an unusual/unrealistic pet
[] They have a guardian spirit
[] They have a 'special type' of soul
[] Their soul is not the same as them
[] They can talk to spirits/ghosts
[] Some part of their body glows
[] They have a rare/unusual name
[] They were born on an important date, such as New Year's Eve, Midsummers Night, The Winter Solstace etc.
[] They have a twin/sibling that they were separated from at birth/a young age
[] They are connected with a certain element
[] They are connected with a certain animal
[] They always dress like a certain 'label' (Lolita/Whatever-The-Fuck-I-Want)
[] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular anime/manga
[] They are a race/species that is discriminated against/misunderstood
[] They have a certain power that is misunderstood/feared
[W] They live/lived on the streets at some point in their lives (I'M SORRY WILL.)
[] They are hiding from someone/something
[] They have a rare blood type
[] They cry blood
[] Certain noises/smells/situations/etc make their powers activate/give them a nervous breakdown
[] They are from a different country to where they live
[] They are very mysterious/dark
[] They are very lively/happy
[S] Their mood changes a lot/very quickly (PMS-y bitch...)
[W] They are very patient (The only one with ANY patience.)
[] They are from a long line of
[] They have a piece of jewelry/clothing that they always wear (A hat. Never without a hat)
[] They have amnesia
[] They have some sort of permanent medical condition
[E/] The have a curse upon them (Idiot put it on himself. IDIOT.)
[] They are involved in some sort of prophecy
[] They are 'the chosen one'
[] They have insomnia
Overall points:
Erik: 6
Selena: 3.5
Will: 3.5
Take points off your OCs overall score if they fit any of the following statements:
[] They smoke
[] They are an alcoholic
[] They are overweight
[] They are addicted to drugs
[S!!!] They have a short temper
[] They enjoy bullying others
[] They do not care much about others
[] They are emotionless
Final score:
Erik: 6
Selena: 2.5
Will: 3.5
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< 5 Anti-Sue/Stu
Your character may be a bit on the boring side. Of course, this does depend, but generally if they are scoring that low, it wouldn't hurt to 'spice them up' a bit.
6-15 Balanced Character
If your OC scored around here, then they are probably quite a well-balanced and interesting character. Those scoring in the higher end of this category may be a bit too much though.
16-25 Borderline Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
We have a problem. You need to tone your character down. They are most likely a bit annoying to others, too.
26 < Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu
This made me a little nostalgic. I miss my characters... *big sigh* But this test is kinda useless -.-
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It Is Complete (AKA my character moment)
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Yes. Stained Glass is done. Over. Finished.
... *crying in corner*
I love Erik, and Will, and Wake, and... and... no, they're really the only ones. BUT STILL. I plan to write little snippets as they come, because the cast of Stained Glass has refused to move out of my head. I've been having problems with unruly characters lately.
Me: Hey, everyone. Would you mind telling me before you change the plot? I laid out this nice little chart, see, if you just take a look...
Selena: Shut up and deal with your own issues.
Will: We can handle it. You're only here to write it down, aren't you?
Erik: *laughing*
Aiden: What, you think you know better than us?
Mer: I think it's best if you leave it to us. We'll tell you when it happens.
Me: BUT BUT BUT
Aiden and Selena: SHUT UP.
T~T
They never tell me anything! I try to plan ahead and off they go. On the bright side, I know things about them they wouldn't want on paper. Erik, for example, is afraid of frogs because of a bad trip in senior year. Will loves football and is and idiot when he drinks (only Coors, and only Superbowl Sunday). Selena hates pumpkins because her mother dressed her up as a pumpkin every Halloween as a child. Aiden... okay, I haven't had him in my head to know that much about him yet, but... there's SOMETHING. I KNOW IT. Mer, too! I KNOW IT. I WILL EXPOSE YOUR AWFUL SECRETS. BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR GODDESS.
Aiden: ... She's crazy, isn't she?
Erik: Yes, pretty much.
Aiden: So. Football, huh?
Erik: That would be Will.
Will: You're an ass.
Erik and Aiden: Thank you.
Me:.... DAMN.
And that is the end of today's crazy, brought to you by VANILLA COKE. It's like Happy in a bottle!
Yes. Stained Glass is done. Over. Finished.
... *crying in corner*
I love Erik, and Will, and Wake, and... and... no, they're really the only ones. BUT STILL. I plan to write little snippets as they come, because the cast of Stained Glass has refused to move out of my head. I've been having problems with unruly characters lately.
Me: Hey, everyone. Would you mind telling me before you change the plot? I laid out this nice little chart, see, if you just take a look...
Selena: Shut up and deal with your own issues.
Will: We can handle it. You're only here to write it down, aren't you?
Erik: *laughing*
Aiden: What, you think you know better than us?
Mer: I think it's best if you leave it to us. We'll tell you when it happens.
Me: BUT BUT BUT
Aiden and Selena: SHUT UP.
T~T
They never tell me anything! I try to plan ahead and off they go. On the bright side, I know things about them they wouldn't want on paper. Erik, for example, is afraid of frogs because of a bad trip in senior year. Will loves football and is and idiot when he drinks (only Coors, and only Superbowl Sunday). Selena hates pumpkins because her mother dressed her up as a pumpkin every Halloween as a child. Aiden... okay, I haven't had him in my head to know that much about him yet, but... there's SOMETHING. I KNOW IT. Mer, too! I KNOW IT. I WILL EXPOSE YOUR AWFUL SECRETS. BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR GODDESS.
Aiden: ... She's crazy, isn't she?
Erik: Yes, pretty much.
Aiden: So. Football, huh?
Erik: That would be Will.
Will: You're an ass.
Erik and Aiden: Thank you.
Me:.... DAMN.
And that is the end of today's crazy, brought to you by VANILLA COKE. It's like Happy in a bottle!
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